The Human Space Travel Show

Human and robot space travel in and outside Earth orbits are scientific, engineering fraud 1957-2018. All spacecraft trajectories between planets and moons are invented fantasies! Like the US atomic bomb 1945-2018 scare! Below I present solid evidence that US human space travel is a 60+ years joke! No human beings have ever been in vacuum space. I pay you €1M, if you can prove me wrong! It is only possible to send spacecrafts one way into Earth orbits

by Anders Björkman


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The latest unmanned spacecraft hoaxes are the NASA Parker Solar Probe departing Earth August 2018 and the ESA Solar Orbiter scheduled to be launched 2020. Both spacecrafts will orbit the Sun, we are told. To leave orbit Earth and to start orbit Sun Parker Solar Probe will use planet Venus' gravity during seven flybys/gravity assists over nearly seven years to gradually bring it closer around the Sun. Solar Orbiter will have a highly elliptic orbit - between 0.9AU at aphelion and 0.28AU at perihelion and will reach its operational orbit around the Sun three-and-a-half years after launch by using flyby/gravity assists at Earth and Venus. As flybys/gravity assists are pesudoscience, you can be assured that both spacecrafts are typical NASA and ESA hoaxes based on fake information and fake news. There is no way you can leave orbit Earth and orbit something else.

Below however are my findings about human space travel incl. a US Space Operations Force to support US Combatant Commands with space war fighters (!) that will save planet Earth 2023 from an asteroid collision. I am certain you haven't heard about it, so you have to read about it here. US president Trump and VP Mike Pence recently directed the establishment of a human Space Force to better protect U.S. vital interests in space.  

See Final Report on Organizational and Management Structure for the National Security Space Components of the US Department of Defense, August 9, 2018, for details, eg:

First, US DoD will establish a Space Development Agency to develop and field space capabilities at speed and scale. The Air Force has already begun to transform its Space and Missile Center (SMC). The Department will accelerate and extend this transformation to all services by creating a joint Space Development Agency.  

Second, the Department will develop the Space Operations Force to support the Combatant Commands. These joint space war fighters will provide space expertise to combatant commanders and the Space Development Agency, and surge expertise in time of crisis to ensure that space capabilities are leveraged effectively in conflict.  

Third, the Department will create the governance, services, and support functions of the Space Force. Many of these will require changes to U.S. law. The Department will build a legislative proposal for Congressional consideration as a part of the Fiscal Year 2020 budget cycle. 

Fourth, the Department will create a U.S. Space Command, led by a four star general or flag officer, to lead the use of space assets in warfighting and accelerate integration of space capabilities into other warfighting forces. U.S. Space Command will be responsible for directing the employment of the Space Force.

So when US spacecraft OSIRIS-REx 2020 or 2021 discovers an asteroid on its way to destroy planet Earth 2023 USA is ready to send space war fighters to it and blow it up by an atomic bomb 2022. But let's not go too fast forward of the US space fantasies of space wars, space terrorism, space tourism and space mining industries, bla, bla.

USA will thus in the future be protected by six warfighting services: (1) Army, (2), Navy, (3) Air Force, (4) Marine Corps, (5) Coast Guard (part of DHS) and (6) Space Force! One problem remains - how to get Space Force war fighters back to Earth after deployment in space?

The info below I have told my own children. And I always tell the truth to my children - three girls. They are surprised when I say humans cannot fly in space! They have seen US presidents chatting about it with asstronuts on TV, I am told! I tell them it was just Hollywood science fiction! They get confused. Like me 50 years ago.

Human, natural intelligence is very easy to manipulate by fake information. Fake information always starts as fake news published by media at the request of authorities. At my website here I present several examples of fake information:

August 1945 US media published information to the effect that two small cities in Japan had been destroyed by atomic bombs killing 100.000's of Japanese. The result was that Japan could surrender and that WW2 could be ended without any loss of face. But no atomic bombs exploded anywhere. There are no records of Japanese having been killed by nuclear radiation and weapons. USA faked it!

April 1961 USSR media published information to the effect that a Soviet cosmonaut had orbited Earth in outer space and that the Soviet Union had won the space race against the USA. But no Russian cosmonuts or American astronuts were ever in space. Russia faked it!

September 1994 Swedish media published information to the effect that an Estonian ferry, M/S Estonia, had sunk in the Baltic killing ~1.000 persons due to the bow visor having fallen off. But no bow visor fell off anywhere. It was removed from the wreck at the bottom of the sea below water! Sweden faked it! That really, finally, woke me up!

September 2001 US media published information to the effect that some Arabs had crashed airplanes into the World Trade Centre at New York City destroying three skyscrapers and killing >3.000 persons. The result was that USA could start and lose wars against terror killing people anywhere that still go on 2018. And USA hasn't won any wars against terror since 2001. And 911 was a US inside job! No Arabs involved.

Artificial intelligence (AI) is a new discipline developed to ensure that human fake information can be established as historic facts without further discussions and taught as such at schools and universities. My website is an attempt to show that Artificial intelligence (AI) is nonsense.

The more I read about US and European space travel, it seems NASA and ESA are trolling people to see just how much they can get away with. There are major anomalies and lots of red flags everywhere. All persons associated with the NASA/ESA space travel hoax are criminals guilty of complicity in fraud. Fraud is deliberate deception to secure unfair or unlawful gain and complicity is the participation in a completed criminal act of an accomplice, a partner in the crime who aids or encourages other perpetrators of that crime, and who shared with them intent to act to complete the crime. To fool people with fake space trips is a crime.

The purpose of this article is also to improve your own thinking!

Thinking is the only way to sort facts from fiction, truth from lies.

Thinking is the only way to ensure an effective and happy life because it is what leads to considered action, and therefore the realizing of goals, and therefore a sense of being in control of one's life and experiencing self-esteem.

Reasons for no human beings in space are simple: human beings cannot

(A) survive radiation in space,

(B) leave Earth orbits and enter other orbits, e.g. around the Sun, to proceed somewhere,

(C) carry enough rocket fuel in the spacecraft for a return trip,

(D) re-enter and land on Earth or other planets after a trip in space,

(E) define the trajectory and calculate the timetable of a trip between moving heavenly bodies and

(F) explain scientifically how it should be done.

Only satellites can be sent - one way - into orbits around Earth

If you think that spacecrafts or special capsules with human beings aboard

(1) have been sent in high speed Earth orbits in vacuum space by rockets, then

(2) have returned by re-entry, or from the orbits,

(3) have blasted off into new, higher initial speed trajectories/orbits in new directions by other rockets,

(4) stopped and visited the Moon 1969/72 or Mars, planned or promised 2018+ but done already 2012, then

(5) have blasted off again using more rockets,

(6) to finally return to/drop down on Earth at increasing speed via other trajectories/orbits,

(7) find the location at high altitude to start a re-entry ... through the atmosphere ... and finally land on Earth ... using

(8) a parachute or (9) braking with your rocket engine (!),

you are very badly informed.

Actually you are brain washed to believe silly fairy tales!

(1) - (9) are just stupid, pseudoscientific inventions by 18 000+ NASA or similar sect members of all kind, not forgetting XPaceS gangsters or what they call themselves:

"When NASA started, it began a program of human spaceflight. The Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs helped NASA learn about flying in space and resulted in the first human landing on the moon in 1969. Currently, NASA has astronauts living and working on the International Space Station."

It is not true! No human beings have been in space! A human being stating officially having been in space is just a paid lying actor!

All Apollo missions 1969-1972 were fakes!

All 135 Shuttle missions 1981-2007 were also fakes!

All NASA/ESA robot missions outside Earth orbit were fakes!

NASA/ESA & Co faked up everything except simple satellites in Earth orbits!

NASA is a 100% criminal US agency to create fantasy propaganda at the request of, and under the protection/control of, a ridiculous POTUS. Meet his administrators! All stupid actors! ESA is the same.

One of the latest NASA hoaxes is the US$1 000 million OSIRIS-REx nonsense mission with an Earth Gravity Assist 22 September 2017 and a Deep Space Manoeuver 28 June 2018. In 100% fantasy spaceflight, a Deep-Space Manoeuver (DSM) otherwise known as a burn is the use of a spacecraft propulsion systems to change the orbit of a spacecraft. There is then an encounter with an asteroid 3 December 2018. Asteroids colliding with Earth and the tax haven principality Luxembourg creating options for human space mining companies are other hoaxes! They are keeping plenty, stupid Arizona, American, Japanese and Luxemburgish clowns busy! Another recent space hoax on Earth was the 17 August 2017 Italian Virgo hoax. There are many more! Immoral, wicked and stupid, engineers and scientists have just invented fantasies like Solar Electric Propulsion, SEP! In the future you don't need chemical rocket fuel in space! SEP allows deep-space missions to carry more cargo and use smaller launch vehicles while reducing mission costs. SEP provides such high fuel economy that it reduces the amount of propellant required onboard vehicles for deep-space missions by as much as 90 percent. SEP will enable affordable human-crewed (!!!) missions beyond low Earth orbit. SEP uses electrostatic Hall thrusters with advanced magnetic shielding -- doing away with conventional chemical propellant delivered by a traditional rocket engine. Bla, bla, bla ...


Two US presidents and Stalin and Khrushchev

Men walk on Moon

Astrodynamic tricks and pseudoscience

The Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification, Security-Regolith Explorer

A. Rocket science, fundamentals of spaceflight and human (!) spaceflight are taught at university ... even if it is pseudoscience

B. Trajectories of space travel trips cannot be predicted in a Universe full of invisible Black Holes and visible quasars

C. Gravity assisted kicks are pseudoscience fantasies

D. Re-entries on Earth after a trip in space are impossible

E. Elon Musk/XpaceS - the rocket landing hoaxes 2017/8 - US National Academy of Science

The 1969 Apollo 11 hoax

The Shuttle and International Space station hoaxes

Various NASA hoaxes

More Nasa Hoaxes


The more I read of the things NASA has said and done, it seems like NASA is trolling people to see just how much they can get away with. There are major anomalies and lots of red flags everywhere. Same with ESA.

The US space program run by NASA started in the 1950's and is going strong 2018 and contains one big deception:

Human beings in space!

No human being has ever been in space. It was and is magic and a hoax every time. Late 1950's USA decided that human beings must fly up and orbit Earth and have a piss there but no logical reason was given ... except that it had not been done before. But the evil, communist Soviets did it before USA 1961, i.e. they faked it first. So the USA had to fake it second.

Plenty people think human beings can fly in space because they are taught so at school and media reports the latest fake news of humans in space all the time. But it is Fake News every time! Another smaller deception is that all US robotic space flight outside Earth orbit are also faked. Only simple satellites in Earth orbits exist.

Question - why does USA/NASA lie about human beings in space since almost 60 years and create all these magic tricks about it? Easy! Americans are so proud of being first on the Moon, so they believe anything including atomic bombs and Arabs destroying WTC at New York. Listen:

False space dr. Ellen Stofan doesn't know how to visit the toilet in space

 Google 'How to go to the toilet while flying in space to the Moon or planet Mars', and you will get 1,050,000 results in 0.60 seconds. The one this website gives is on page 1 but mixed up with nonsense how it is done. Reason is that Google is programmed to confuse matters promoting NASA and its 1969 Moon visit/pissing Fake News.

The NASA Chief Scientist served as the principal advisor to the NASA Administrator in science issues and as interface to the national and international science community, ensuring that NASA research programs are scientifically [sic] and technologically [sic] well founded and are appropriate for their intended applications. The last one is or was Ellen Stofan, PhD. It seems she just resigned ... or gave up ... without being replaced.

She is a real pseudo scientist that hasn't got a clue about anything except volcanoes on planet Venus. Ask her about going to the toilet in space! Does it include strapping yourself to it and relieving yourself upside down? It sounds simple but without gravity it isn't. It is a joke ... like humans in space ...and Ellen herself! It is Fake News!

It is even suggested that God is in a
Black Hole in space waiting a visit by a human! Google has plenty articles about it!

So why did USA lie about it? Easy! Propaganda works, costs little and plenty money is made. Money, money, money!

There are many rockets available (or planned) today 2018. Their inventors suggest that they can easily, e.g. carry human beings to planet Mars but none can even carry e.g. human beings to the Moon as NASA said it did 1969 - Apollo 11!

Nobody today - 2018 - seems to know what force (N), how much fuel (kg) and what type of rocket are needed to catapult a little, say 44 tons, 3-persons spacecraft out of LEO to the Moon and how to get that rocket, fuel and spacecraft, say total 339 tons, into LEO in the first place. The next problem is to burn 100's of tons of fuel to get out of LEO at the right time in the right direction. 1969 it was just propaganda. It never happened.

Latest examples include China's Long March 5 that can carry 23 tons to LEO, 13 tons to GTO and 8.2 tons to TLI. USA have plenty rockets; SpaceX Falcon 9 - can carry 22.8 tons to LEO, 8.3 tons to GTO and 4.02 tons to planet Mars. SpaceX Falcon Heavy can carry 63.8 tons to LEO, 26.7 tons to GTO, 16.8 tons to planet Mars and 3.5 tons to planet Pluto. SpaceX BFR can carry 250 tons to LEO (if it will be built). Vulcan (ULA) can carry 15.1/23.0 tons to GTO. New Glenn can carry 45.0 tons to LEO and 13 tons to GTO. SLS can carry 70/130 tons to LEO (if it will be built) and shall put the NASA Orion spacecraft in orbit of the Moon. Orion is funny. Europe's Ariane 6 can carry 20 tons to LEO, 12 tons to GTO and 7 tons to SSO. But you need much more capacity to put a comfortable (heavy) spaceship for humans + fuel into LEO to blast off into space going, e.g. to planet Mars. Anyway, human space travel anywhere is impossible today or ever! I explain it below. But first a history lesson! 

If you are European, you should 2018 ask the European Space Agency, ESA, how they get their astronuts back to Earth after a trip in space! Try their frequently asked questions. No reply! Or ask the ESA Director General J D Wörner! No reply! A German, Herr Alexander Gerst has been in space several times, he says. Ask Alexander how he has gotten or will get back on Earth doing a re-entry. No reply!

Why is that? All persons associated with the ESA space travel hoax are criminals guilty of complicity in fraud. Fraud is deliberate deception to secure unfair or unlawful gain and complicity is the participation in a completed criminal act of an accomplice, a partner in the crime who aids or encourages other perpetrators of that crime, and who shared with them intent to act to complete the crime. To fool people with fake space trips is a crime. But it started a long time ago.


Two US Presidents and Stalin and Khrushchev

Two US presidents (Roosevelt and Truman) met the USSR gangster dictator Stalin three times 1943/5 to agree ending WW2 using standard propaganda assets and lies - Fake News - of a secret, fantasy a-bomb.

After WWII the nuclear weapons propaganda fakery/lies became, assisted by media, historic Truth at small cost. Imagine that - the 1945 atomic bombs were a hoax invented by Roosevelt, Truman and crazy scientists of all kind.

Two other US presidents, Eisenhower and Kennedy, then met the USSR dictator Khrushchev four times 1955/61 to agree a joint, 100% fake space race using fake news described below. After the Gagarin 1961 and Glenn 1962 hoaxes, fantasy human space travel also became historic Truth invented by other scientists.

US presidents Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson and Nixon lied about the situation in Vietnam and got away with it until the Pentagon Papers were published 1971. Media still have not reported the atomic bomb and human space travel hoaxes.

Several US presidents finally met various USSR leaders 19 times 1967/91 to agree fake ICBMs and other arms agreements.

Details of all secret nuclear weapons, space race, ICBMs and other arms fantasies were easy to hide by US presidential, executive privileges and national security reasons. The world lived in a mist of fear and secret lies. Politicians of all sorts love selling fear. It is the only way to remain in power. It is a world based on wars, aggression, more wars, cowardice, more wars, lies and fear. USA regularly starts and loses wars since 1945 to keep its economy going so particular interests can make money. And nobody really cares.

False astronut John Glenn 1962

The American public is very easy to fool using propaganda. Most Americans believe some Arabs attacked USA 9/11 2001 and destroyed the World Trade Centre, NY, etc, that US presidents Clinton, Bush, Obama and Trump have lied about. Of course a structure does not collapse into dust from top down by gravity according to the Björkman Axiom.

Many people wonder 2018, why I do not believe in human space travel. Once I believed in honest people. But 1994 a ship, M/S Estonia, sank in the Baltic sea killing ~1 000 people. Safety at sea is my business and I was asked to look into it. Why did the ship sink? The authorities - Swedish prime minister Carl Bildt - informed at once that the bow visor had fallen off in extreme weather, nobody noticed it and sea water had entered the ship ... so it sank. Otherwise the ship was in perfect condition and seaworthy, it was later announced. It was a design fault, bla, bla, bla. The nonsense was presented in a Final Report 1997 and confirmed by scientific [sic] research 2005/8 by, i.a. my old university, Chalmers University of Technology. My findings were different. The ship was neither seaworthy nor in good condition. It sank due to hull leakage, probably due to sabotage. The bow visor was removed from the wreck, under water, by the Swedish Navy, where I had done my military service 25 years earlier. Small world. My findings were not popular and censored by media. My old university that assisted in the cover-up with false research took me off their register. Luckily I live happily in the south of France away from it all.

It is very easy to falsify history by disinformation and criminal people in charge of all sorts of ... science [sic] and just killing people in the know!

US presidents - Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2, Obama, Trump - and Russian dictators met numerous times 1991/2018 to agree their fear relations based on propaganda, lies and Fake News. Again details of the secret agreements are easy to hide by US presidential, executive privileges. Not to forget!

The purpose of the secrecy is to allow US presidents to fool the American people and to waste money on arms, wars and space using worthless, lying scientists of all kind, while Russia/USSR just watched and didn't spend a kopek.

This cosy time is now maybe gone. American politicians have suddenly become afraid of Russia and want to take control away from the President and punish Russia. They haven't understood the fear hoax! July 2017 the U.S. Senate voted 98-2 to apply sanctions against Russia based on nothing but unproven allegations that Russia exercised improper influence over the 2016 US presidential election. The U.S. House of Representatives voted 419-3 on the same bill - “Russia Sanctions Review Act of 2017” - a little earlier. The bill ties the hands of the President by giving Congress the final say over sanctions and any relations concerning Russia. The Congress doesn't know about the old, secret fear agreements with Russia/USSR. Of course the US President may veto the decisions and ignore the Congress. Only a clown like Trump would do it. It is a great show! I do not take US fear presidents' shows serious since 1946.

Maybe it is time for Russia 2018 to finally announce that all info, i.e. lies, about human space travel and nuclear weapons incl. ICBMs were fakery from the beginning? We will see.

In the meantime, October 26, 2017, the Pope Francis spoke with the fake asstronuts on the ISF! Media didn't make a big story about the nonsense. Maybe they had read this?

To know or understand that you have been duped about atomic bombs and human space travel for so long may be a real trauma for plenty people. It is called cognitive dissonance. Many people suffering from it contact me and are obnoxious. But many are grateful.

Men walk on Moon

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is an independent agency of the executive branch of the US federal government, i.e. run by the US president. The staff is sworn to secrecy and becomes members of a well protected sect that can do and lie what it likes. It will never admit that it and its European, Russian, Chinese, Japanese and Swedish, etc, counterparts falsify everything ... jointly since late 1950's. The main purpose of it is to invent, assisted by criminal scientists of all kind, pure lies about space programs, aeronautics and aerospace research, incl, this 1969 joke: 

I am certain you, like me, were fooled 1969!

NYT was publishing fake fantasy news on the front page!

NYT had no reporter on the Moon verifying anything.

NYT just published what they were told to publish!

It had done it 1945 and 2001 too. An old trick! Imagine how easy it is to fake reality. Just invent something and publish it in a newspaper. It is pretty harmless, even it is 100% fantasy.

15 September 2017 the faked up spacecraft Cassini crashed on planet Saturn. It too was never in space. It was just 19 years, 11 months fakery.

And then this one: 

NASA is 2017 developing a first-ever robotic mission to visit a large near-Earth asteroid, collect a multi-ton boulder from its surface, and use it in an enhanced gravity tractor asteroid deflection demonstration.

The spacecraft will then redirect the multi-ton boulder into a stable orbit around the moon, where astronauts will explore it and return with samples in the mid-2020s.

So asstronuts (!) will leave Earth and explore a multi-ton boulder orbiting the Moon in the mid-2020s and then return to Earth with samples of it. What fantasy! You wonder what NASA clowns are inventing it. Call them (if you can find them). Telephone numbers are provided below.

All technology for human space travel was developed, tested and paid for by 1969 but, if you ask 2018 for a copy of it, NASA will tell you all is lost! NASA cannot even tell you how to execute a trip to the Moon and how much rocket fuel you need. And if you check what 1969 info is available, you'll find it is all false!

Welcome to the most popular Heiwa Co web page, continuously up-dated, - about fake, human and other space trips!

People suffering from cognitive dissonance believe today 2018 that humans (like you and me!) have travelled in space!


All information about humans just orbiting Earth since April 1961 is false! Hundreds of persons say 2018 that they have done space trips. They are all lying! Doesn't cost much! They are paid for it by tax payers.

Space organizations of two dozen countries led by USA and Russia have secret understandings to promote fake human space travel and similar projects. Just look at the chiefs in charge and their 'experts'. They are clowns and jokers. I show it quite clearly at my web pages here.

By US presidential decree it is illegal to make reference to these secret agreements, so MSM must trumpet that human space travel is easy and worth any costs. The secrecy is the reason why the stupid hoax works since more than 50 years.

Project Mercury was the first, 100% fake human space program of the United States, running from 1958 through 1962 starting the manned space flight hoax.

An early highlight of the Space Race, its goal was to put an American into Earth orbit and return him safely, ideally before the Soviet Union. USA lost and Gagarin of USSR faked it first. John Glenn of USA faked it later. I describe them below!

Taken over from the U.S. Air Force by the newly created independent US space agency NASA, it conducted twenty unmanned developmental flights (some using animals), and six successful, manned flights/re-entries by astronuts.

They were all 100% false Hollywood type productions/shows, though. No Americans were in space.

Fake Mercury capsule that never was in space. It had a rocket at the bottom end for braking and landing but was just dropped from an airplane to simulate landings. It didn't have a heat shield for re-entry

Fake Gemini capsule that never was in space

Project Gemini was NASA's second, 100% fake human spaceflight program. Conducted between projects Mercury and Apollo, Gemini started in 1962 and concluded in 1966.

The Gemini capsules carried a two-asstronot crew doing space walks, blah, blah, blah, blah. they had a rocket engine at the bottom end for braking and landing at re-entry. All was a hoax from A to Z.

Ten Gemini crews never flew low Earth orbit (LEO) missions, walked in space and re-entered between 1965 and 1966 putting the United States in the lead during the Cold War Space Race against the Soviet Union!

The USSR had a good laugh about it ... but shut up.

The Apollo program was the third, 100% fake United States human spaceflight program carried out by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), which accomplished landing the first humans on the Moon from 1969 to 1972. 

They too were 100% false Hollywood type productions/shows. The first - Apollo 11 - is described below.

The Apollo Command/Service Module (CSM), right, was one of two spacecrafts, along with the Lunar Module (disconnected on photo right!), used for the United States Apollo program which landed astronuts on the Moon. None were ever in space, though. The Command Module had no rocket engine for braking and landing. It only had a heat shield!

Fake Apollo command/service spacecraft that never was in space. The command module capsule without rocket for braking was later dropped into the Pacific from an airplane to simulate a landing

Copies of the above mentioned spacecrafts can be seen at museums in the US and all over the world. None of them or the real ones have been in space! All was and is just propaganda!

"The most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked on"

pronounced by JFK September 1962 never took place! JFK was lying through his nose! He was rich, powerful, and famous and had access to the power of the government. He used coercion to force media and people to play along. And as Americans love science fiction, they played along. While JFK was fucking around in his usual manner.

Donald Trump's March 2017 order to NASA to fake landing humans on Mars 2033 is part of the hoax 55 years later. And his December 2017 show is hilarious!

Humans have not even orbited Earth in space and then landed on Earth again. All such trips were hoaxes.

One reason is that NASA & Co cannot since 1969 explain how their false heroes piss and shit in a spacecraft or capsule! When in space or in orbit the astronuts and kosmoklowns are floating around inside. They are weightless. When they have to shit or piss, they act like rockets ... inside the spacecraft! The piss/shit is ejected one way and astronut or kosmoklown moves the other way. They have to hold on to something ... and the shit/piss must end up in some container or similar. How do you do it? In your space suits? When holding on to something? NASA & Co have no ideas how to do it, unless you believe this piss and this shit. Main Stream Media have never investigated the dirty matter. Since 50+ years! Here is how it was supposed to work:


Note all QUICK-DISCONNECT FITTINGS. How this Urine Transfer System worked in a no gravity environment 1969 was magic. If you asked NASA they told you to go and piss somewhere else

The Urine Transfer System (UTS) - a square bag - is stowed in one place and then quick-disconnected to a hose leading to a Filter and a Urine Dump Nozzle. What happens then is not clear since 1969. You must oxygen O2 purge the hose before use and hydrogen H2 bleed it after use. It is not easy to piss on a spacecraft!

The piss arrives in a URINE BAG to which a hose is connected. It then goes to the Urine Transfer System (UTS) and from there through a HIGH CAPACITY FILTER and a WASTE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM FILTER to the spacecraft cabin wall. Who cleans the filters is not known. I never filter my piss at home. I just piss

So no Apollo spacecrafts with pissing asstronuts visited the Moon 1969/72. It was a hoax every time! fake, easy news. Why? An Apollo capsule cannot return to Earth at >11 000 m/s speed and land on Earth after nine minutes.

Above photo shows a small NASA Shuttle with x tons payload (or is it a 5 tons empty mock-up?) being sent into space to reach the ISS by a very big 2 040 tons NASA launch vehicle - two SRBs, three SSMEs, external fuel tank - full of fuel. The ~100 tons Shuttle is connected to the launch vehicle via one little bolt that is removed, when the Shuttle and launch vehicle separate.
Shouldn't the NASA launch vehicle be a little bigger than the little NASA Shuttle?
Anyway - never believe what you see on a photo type above. It is a FAKE!

So it was fake news! But maybe the astronuts pissed in a Black Hole?

No space Shuttles flow into orbits 1981-2011 to build the International Fake Station and later returned to ground. It was a hoax more than hundred times! A Shuttle cannot return to Earth at 8 200 m/s speed and land during 1 821 seconds!

What looked like capsules or e.g. Shuttles (left) taking off, disappearing behind clouds up in the sky and later landing in front of the US president and people ... were all stage props and mock-ups. To deceive the viewers. It was big business! Still is! Plenty people assisting.

Hollywood does it today all the time using computer generated images and Photoshop. NASA just buys and copies it.

No real spacecrafts of any kind can furthermore carry enough fuel for a trip anywhere in space and return safely to Earth. I explain below!

Prove me wrong and collect € 1 million!

My web pages/reports about human and other, interplanetary or even interstellar, space travel tricks, shows, jokes, piss, shit and projects, incl. the US National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, billion dollars ones - Apollo, Skylab, Shuttle, International Space Station, Elon Musk (lone skum) $2.6 billion (it is a really hilarious and funny one), etc, etc, will take time to study.

Hope you will enjoy it. It is great fun. Don't get upset. JFK himself promised the Americans 12 September 1962 he could sail to the Moon:

... To be sure, we are behind, and will be behind for some time in manned flight. ... but ... this will be (un-)done in the decade of the sixties. ...

Well, space is there, and we're going to climb (?) it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Thank you.

I have met many drunken sailors. JFK sounded like one. And I am a safety at sea expert! Comments are always welcome at .

Since 20 January 2017 the USA has a new president, Donald Trump. He is a real clown and thinks that someone in the Fake Space Station is a cheat (oupps) and should be sent to planet Mars!

Donald is today in charge of, apart from the US a-bomb hoax, the US human space travel hoax! Donald must have agreed to Mr. Robert X. Lightfoot, Jr. as Acting (LOL) Administrator of the NASA the same day. Robert is just another actor, date of birth unknown, to continue the hoax! You should really wonder why the President of the United States of America, agreed to this other clown! Isn't one enough?

I assume that Donald wants to create his own reputation as explorer of the UNIVERSE and protector of planet Earth ... and just cancels the NASA nonsense, including that 30 June, 2017, the first International Asteroid Day! What nonsense was it!

Well, the United Nations have 2016 decided that the probability was 1 in 200 millions that planet Earth will collide on 30 June, 2235 with an asteroid. We have to be prepared. Plenty of past astronuts support the crazy idea. What will Donald the clown do about it?  You'll find the answers below.

U.S. Vice President Mike Pence (left), another clown, paid 6 July 2017 a visit to NASA's Kennedy Space centre in Florida. Same crazy style! In keeping with the Trump administration's theme of reasserting U.S. leadership worldwide, he declared to a crowd of elected officials and NASA employees:

"We will return to the Moon and we will put American boots on the face of Mars."

12 new US asstronuts (out of 18 000 candidates) then joined 44 existing asstronuts to lie about that (after 24 months of training).

All essential NASA/XpaceS business is fakery from the beginnings! It starts to get boring 2018.

The NASA people faking it meet at regular intervals to celebrate - meet them! They are a stupid lot!

The fake news show about human space travel started a long time ago.

NASA opened for business on October 1, 1958, when it accelerated the work (or what you can call the nonsense?) already started on human and robotic space flight. NASA's first high profile program was Project Mercury, an effort to learn, if humans could survive in space. It was quickly learnt it was not possible!

Only sending simple, short life satellites one-way into orbits around Earth taking photos, redirecting telephone calls and making GPS possible was and is possible. So NASA decided (1) to keep the rest secret in the interest of national defence and the conduct of foreign affairs and (2) to fake it.

Other companies like XPaceS,

agencies like ESA

and JAXA (Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) also fake their activities to maintain the NASA hoaxes. I describe them below.

I am convinced that the president of the United States 1958 ordered the falsifications of manned and un-manned space trips and that the fakery should be kept secret forever by an Executive order to this effect backed up by laws to prevent any whistle blowers to tell the truth as described below. Call it a conspiracy, if you like. Imagine the billions of $$ stolen by NASA from US tax payers to keep the human space trips hoax alive almost 60 years. And how other companies and organizations play along.

I am also convinced that the United States and key allies and partners 2018 use disinformation and other propaganda tools to undermine the national security objectives of Sweden, France and other countries deemed vulnerable to foreign propaganda and disinformation campaigns.

It is apparently legal!

A US federal employee with authority to take, direct others to take, recommend or approve any personnel action must not use that authority to take or fail to take, or threaten to take or fail to take, a personnel action against an employee or applicant because of disclosure of information by that individual that is reasonably believed to evidence violations of law, rule or regulation; gross mismanagement; gross waste of funds; an abuse of authority; or a substantial and specific danger to public health or safety, unless disclosure of such information is specifically prohibited by law and such information is specifically required by Executive Order to be kept secret in the interest of national defence or the conduct of foreign affairs.

There is 2018 a lone skum clown on Earth offering trips for humans to planet Mars in the near future. Main Stream Media, MSM, promote him as a hero. That clown is however just fooling you ... assisted by MSM. There is no way you can blast off from Earth in a rocket ... to go anywhere in space. But Elon does it live on TV ... and lands on Earth again ... after 10 minutes! But it is just a magic show. I explain it below!

Read on! It is quite funny and interesting. Nothing to get upset about. If you don't like the music, please do not attack me! I just play the music.

Human space travel was impossible in the past and is impossible in the future. It is just a funny invention of fake news by lying presidents, astrophysicists, cosmologists and well paid fake astronuts! Tell your friends about it. Laugh about it.

Astrodynamic tricks and pseudoscience

All information since 1958 that humans can fly in space using fantasy astrodynamic tricks is pseudoscience and propaganda invented or made up by German, Russian and American (and other) astrophysicists, cosmoclowns and astronots on Earth, i.e. a practice which does not adhere to the scientific method. There is no evidence of anything! No spacecraft of any kind can carry enough fuel for any trip anywhere in space and return safely to Earth.

Most ordinary people today are then brain washed from birth by MSM and Hollywood to believe that human space travel is possible and has taken place, i.e. that humans can take off from our planet Earth in a spacecraft that first orbits Earth, then accelerates out of the orbit into a trajectory and arrives at and brakes, lands and stops on the Moon 1969 or planet Mars 2025 or (right) regularly docks with the International (Fake) Space Station orbiting Earth since many years and takes off again and returns to Earth.

Most people simply do not understand that only one-way launches of un-manned satellites into orbits around Earth are possible. One such un-manned satellite is the fake ISS that can be regularly observed from Earth. It is just a very big silver balloon! Maybe the size of asteroid Bennu (see below). All other satellites are too small to see by naked eyes.

There is no possibility to send away such satellites or spacecrafts further into space away from Earth orbit to, e.g. Moon, orbit the Sun or to reach planets (Mars, etc) or comets and to stop and land there and to blast off again and return.

Fake photo of astronuts orbiting planet Earth every 90 minutes at 7.000 m/s speed building the International Fake Station - half of the time in darkness. The photo is made in a swimming pool! There are therefore no videos of any astronots doing anything extravehicular, e.g. screwing together a new IFS module or repairing an antenna, as the light and background should change all the time. It cannot be faked in a swimming pool. Only still photos are provided. The asstronut actors are just hanging on not to float up or upside down in the swimming pool. The background is pasted in.

In the swimming pool the water pressure is higher than inside the IFS. To pass from the dry, air filled IFS into the external swimming pool any astronut must pass through an air lock! If the IFS was in space, the asstronut must pass into zero pressure external vacuum, which is different from entering into a higher pressure swimming pool. There are therefore no NASA videos available how to get in and out of the IFS in a swimming pool or in vacuum space. NASA couldn't fake it.

There are in many ways to go to the Moon ... if you have the fuel for it but you always in an orbit ... around Earth until you get out of it. More or less straight. Curved. Or very curved. All depends on how, when and where you start from the initial, circular orbit Earth rotating around itself and orbiting the Sun at the same time and the rocket force suddenly applied to reach the moving target orbiting Earth in an elongated orbit. All trajectories in orbits have different distances, variable speeds and directions and will take different times to execute ... while the Moon is moving orbiting Earth far away at constant speed.

There are many possible spacecraft trajectories in orbits between two moving heavenly bodies like, e.g., the rotating Earth (360°/24 hrs) orbiting the Sun at 29 900 m/s velocity in a year and Moon orbiting Earth at less than 1 100 m/s velocity in 28 days. If you manage to change your circular orbit around Earth towards the Moon (make it elongated), while accelerating from 7.500 to 11 200 m/s velocity in original orbit, there are various more or less straight, curved or very curved new orbits in the same plane to reach the Moon.

Of course, initially, after switching off your rocket engine, the trajectory is straight, but the gravity force of the moving Earth will change your direction in the new, elongated orbit. Regardless, if you start in the wrong direction or out of plane, you will miss the moving target at the other end completely and be ... dead!

The spacecraft velocity is reduced immediately after entering the new, elongated orbit due to Earth gravity and the direction relative Earth towards Moon is changed all the time going to location "X", i.e. arrival times differ depending on trajectory chosen. At moving location "X" you leave your orbit around Earth because Moon gravity pulls the spacecraft towards the Moon (if you are in the vicinity) at increased speed and you have to brake to avoid crashing! If there is no Moon there, you will drop back to Earth again ... and continue another orbit. It is not easy to get away from orbiting Earth!

The extra force to get started to change Earth orbit from circular to elongated must be applied at high speed in orbit at the right (1) time, (2) location, (3) direction, (4) duration, (5) strength and so on. No rocket can do it. The resulting trajectory and your location in it are always unpredictable.

You are going too fast in orbit to start with and as soon as the force is not applied any longer, Earth and Sun gravity forces will pull you back and change your direction and velocity. More about orbits below.

Another reason is the so called NASA/ESA astrophysicists and astronuts claiming they know how to do it and having done it. I name them below. Look at them!

Lying Clowns! Lying Astro Actors!

You too can become an asstronut actor! Just visit NASA-seeks-explorers-for-future-space-missions or https://www. or https://www. and find out how. The web pages are quite confusing to say the least and, please note, that the FY 2016 request of $1 243.8 million for commercial crew is critical to the employment program execution; if less funding is received, NASA will need to delay milestones for employees and providers, resulting in possible contract cost adjustments and delays in certification, etc, etc. You will be well paid to lie, if employed! But only if money is available.

People, mostly actors, failed scientists soldiers, lying about human space travel are paid US$ 10.000:- or €9.000:-/month for life. It is explained further down in this long article.

The reasons why humans cannot travel in space and must lie about it are very simple. A spacecraft can never get away from the orbit around Earth, enter a trajectory in space away from Earth and later stop and land on the Moon or Mars (or a comet!) or even dock with another spacecraft at high speed in another orbit! Basic!

And it or a capsule cannot return, re-enter, and land on Earth later. It is going too fast. Gravity forces are too strong. No means to brake, re-enter and land! No spacecraft of any kind can carry enough fuel for any trip anywhere in space and return safely to Earth.

And no human being can be locked up for many years inside a spacecraft or habitat doing a boring return trip to Mars.

And then there is the cosmic radiation! Nasty stuff!

But as Russian, American and European space travel experts lie through their noses since the 1950's that humans can easily fly in space and schools, universities, academies of sciences and MSM transmit this message all the time, it is difficult to accept that you have been fooled and taken to the cleaners. Here is a typical example ... pure propaganda:

Main stream media publish anything they are told by lying scientists without checking, if it is true or possible. It is standard propaganda! Plenty magic tricks Houdini style and jokes are used. Clever inventions. Dangerous things! Lives are of course often at stake when human space flights are done! Not a true word though. Lies all of it. Stupid science fiction. No one has died doing these magic trips! Great dramas with crying parents having lost their astronut children are part of the show.

Start reading my A B C D E below why human space trips are impossible! It is easy reading. Easy to understand. Then tell your friends about it.

But why not start with the latest NASA September 2016/December 2018 joke? An asteroid visit! It is a small part of a bigger hoax: the US Department of Defence hoax about a US Space Operations Force to support US Combatant Commands with space war fighters that will save planet Earth 2023 from an asteroid collision.